Funny drinking sayings


The consumption of alcohol and funny sayings has become folklore in many countries, including Russia, USA., Australia, countries of the European Union and other countries of the world. We invite you to share with us funny sayings that are popular in your country. You can do so by leaving a comment at the bottom of this page.

Alcohol and relationship sayings
Do not forget that alcohol helps to eliminate stress, bra, panties and many other problems.

Alcohol not only expands blood vessels but also communications.

Alcohol not only helps to make new acquaintances, but also to end the old once.
Funny drinking sayings
Sayings about the hangover
If only I knew that today I will have this headache, I would have got drunk yesterday.

All problems vanish before a hangover …

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inwards.

After the weekend, the most difficult task is remembering names …

Funny words about alcoholism
It is better to be a global alcoholic than an Alcoholic Anonymous.

You will not break our will: we drink, we are drinking and we are going to drink.

You will not drink alcoholism.

In principle, I can stop drinking, what happens is that I do not have that principle.

I am not an alcoholic. I just enjoy living in liquid medium.

I know my limits: if I fall, it means enough.

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

If you wet your feet, your throat will be rejected. If you “wet” your throat, your feet will be rejected.

Sayings about drugs and cigarettes
Smoking is harmful, drinking is disgusting and dying young is a pity.

I say NO to drugs, but they do not listen to me.

Smoking is a slow death But we are not in a hurry …

I became a vegetarian, I changed to grass.

We must pay for the mistakes of our youth … in the pharmacy.

Drinking and women
Are we drinking happily, or with women?

You dont like her? Drink more.

Sayings about Vodka
Next to the Nescafé cup, even the most secret thoughts become words and the bottle of vodka, in actions.

Vodka is our enemy But who said that we are afraid of our enemies?

‘Three piglets’ cocktail: buy a box of vodka and invite two friends.

In vino veritas, in vodka spirits.

Trust me you can dance! Vodka.

Vodka is my enemy But the true warrior does not fear any enemy.

We are all mortals until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.

Alcohol is not sold to people under 18 years of age. Ok, I’ll come at 6:30.

I applied for a loan but I received negative comments from the bank. They did not like the purpose of the loan: getting drunk in the Maldives.

Trust me you can dance! Vodka.

Dear 3 AM, we have to stop meeting in this way. I prefer to sleep with you.

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