Funny Christmas Card Messages


Sometimes, a Christmas card with a funny Christmas phrase is exactly what your friends and family need during the holiday season. These funny sayings are used more often with roommates, close friends, siblings, and they are also the perfect complement to your Christmas cards for pets. While using some humor in your Christmas feelings, be sure not to offend the recipient. Use the examples below:

Funny Christmas Card Messages

Christmas is Claus for the celebration!

Three phrases that summarize Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Good Will for Men and Batteries not included.

Let your fun be big and the bills be small this year. Merry Christmas!

Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently, you told Santa you’ve been good this year … He died laughing.

There is a snowman like you!

Christmas is the season in which you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Fa la la la la la la la la! I wish you a little Christmas cheer!

My favorite part of the holiday season is to blame my long-term weight gain on the holiday season. Merry Christmas!

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start to get clothes for Christmas. Happy Holidays!

I put so much thought into your gift that now it’s too late to get it. Merry Christmas anyway!

Prepare your fat pants, it’s Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Do you know what is the best about this card? It does not come with a fruit cake!

Why do Dasher and Dancer always take breaks for coffee? Because they are the star dollars of Santa Claus. Happy Holidays!

Does anyone know where I can buy love? They told me it was the best thing to give this Christmas.

The best thing we teach our children about Christmas is honesty. “Sure … there’s a real Santa Claus.”

May your gifts be many and your earnings be few. Have a stress-free holiday season!

If a fat man makes you sick tonight, do not worry, I told Santa I love you at Christmas.

If tonight a big fat man kidnaps you and throws you in a sack, then please keep calm.

Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is mainly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the receipt of the credit card arrives.

Christmas is a time to remember the family and try to guess the sizes of all! Have a wonderful Christmas

“Christmas is a time when everyone wants to forget their past and remember their present.” -Phyllis Diller

“You can say a lot about a person because of the way he handles three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas lights.” -Maya Angelou

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.”

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