Funny Birthday jokes and Happy Birthday Quotes, Funny Birthday messages with pictures, birthday cards.
Dear child, I invite you to my party to be held tomorrow at my residence. I would expect a beautiful gift from you since you promised me a surprise.
Dear best friend, this text invites you to my birthday party to be held tomorrow at my residence. I hope they come with good gifts or else I would make sure they can not enter.
Dear best friend, I thank you for coming to my birthday party and creating the excitement in the celebration. I would make sure to do the same with your birthday and ruin the party.
This text conveys the best wishes of thanks to my best friend for coming to my birthday party. We really had a good time spilling drinks on the guests and celebrating with style.
Sweet best friend, thanking him for giving me the precious gift he promised me. I’m sure it cost him a fortune, but I know he will not mind, since it’s for his good friend.
Dear best friend, through this text I invite you to my daughter’s birthday party at my residence tomorrow. Make sure you come and that also with the best gift in town for her.
Dear son, I hope you will arrive at my house tomorrow for my son’s birthday party. I hope that the last time there was no mischief or breakage of my precious decorations.
Lovely boy, I thank you for coming to the birthday party that was held yesterday at my house. I am much happier for the expensive birthday gift you promised me the last time.
Sweet girl, I’m waiting for your arrival at my daughter’s birthday party tomorrow. I hope you enjoy the party very happy without creating a silly lie the last time.
Through this text message, I invite you, baby, to my birthday party at my residence. I would wait anxiously for you to give me your best package of games you promised me. I hope you do not forget that.
You would have loved the gift, I did not bother to get you.
When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife turns years, it takes a year or two.
You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than cake.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have more live longer.
Age is a matter of mind over matter. If you do not mind, it does not matter.
When I was born, I was so surprised that I did not speak for a year and a half.
Few women admit their age. Few men act of theirs.
With age comes wisdom. You are one of the wisest people I know.
The best birthdays of all are those that have not yet arrived.
I am at an age when my back goes out more than me.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature for life.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. . . Yung No Mo
I did not forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
You are not 40 years old, you are 18 years old. . . with 22 years of experience!
Birthdays are like snot. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
You may not have finished the hill yet, but you have a great view!
Old enough to know more, young enough to keep doing it.
Happiness is like urinating in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
I’m here for the cake.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. . . then, wait for a group of old and fat people.
Just imagine the things you would like to hear on your birthday. . . and I guess I said them. Happy Birthday!
There are many good people in the world. One of them would like to wish him a happy birthday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers his age.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stops for a woman of thirty.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone stopped and sang: “Happy birthday.”
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Look 50 is great. . . if you are 60 years old
Aging is mandatory, but maturing is optional.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve had.
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
Do not forget to put on your birthday suit. . . But first check the wrinkles!
You’re so old that when you looked at your birth certificate, it said it had expired.
People say that good people die young, so I guess that makes you a tough old man!
It is proven that at the age of 41, you begin to lose your memory. We can only wait!
Another year, another new place that hurts.
It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I have already alerted the fire department.
An old fart is as good as a new one.
Do not think that you are getting older, think that it is becoming a classic.
The younger you try to look, the older you really are.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
That you can live as long as you want and want while you live.
I wish you many more candles and a cake big enough so that everyone can be in their place.
You have reached the age when all the compliments will be followed by “for your age”.
Do not forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy Birthday.
The older the violinist is, the sweeter the melody is.
No wise man ever wanted to be younger.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, at my beach house on Maui, and I want my husband to be so angry that he has to drop out of college.