Funny April Fools’ Day Quotes

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Quotations for April Fool’s Day, Joke Quotes about April First, April Fool’s Day.

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A guy who is always stating that he is not stupid, usually has his suspicions.
Unknown author
Funny April Fools' Day Quotes
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the foolish.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

A fool can be known for six things: anger, without cause; speech, non-profit; change, without progress; inquiry, without object; Trusting a stranger, and confusing enemies with friends.
Arabic proverb

A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is still a fool’s coat.
Antoine de Rivarol

Do not give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
Irish proverb

Even the gods love jokes.
Plato

Every fool finds a bigger one to admire them.
Nicolas Boileau
Funny April Fools' Day Quotes
If you cheat me once, the fault is yours; If you cheat me twice, it’s my fault.
Chinese proverb

Foolproof systems to disregard the ingenuity of fools.
Gene Brown

The fools build houses, and the wise buy them.
Proverb in English

Because fools rush to where angels fear to tread.
Alexander Pope

Fortune, seeing that he could not do wise fools, has made them fortunate.
Michel de Montaigne
Funny April Fools' Day Quotes
He who is born a fool never heals.
Proverb

I have a lot of faith in fools: self-confidence, as my friends call it.
Edgar Allan Poe

I hope life is not a big joke, because I do not understand it.
Jack Handey

If all the fools were wearing a crown, we should all be kings.
Welsh proverb

If it thunders on the Day of the Innocents, wait for good harvests of corn and hay.
Unknown author
Funny April Fools' Day Quotes
Is it not appropriate that the month of the tax begins with the Day of the Innocents and that it ends with the cries of May Day?
Unknown author

It is better to cry with the wise than to laugh with the fools.
Spanish proverb

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
Anatole france

It is the ability to take a joke, not to make one, which proves that you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman

Let’s give thanks to the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain
Funny April Fools' Day Quotes
Lord, what fools are these mortals.
William Shakespeare

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you have the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: it’s good to be silly at the right time.
Horace

Nobody, except a fool, is always right.
Augustus William Hare

Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.
Unknown author

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
Sacha Guitry
Funny April Fools' Day Quotes
The true friends are those who, when you feel that you have been cheated, do not feel that you have done a permanent job.
Unknown author

Silence is the wit of fools.
Jean the bruyere

So, instead of looking foolish afterward, I give up looking smart now.
William of Baskerville

Suppose the world were just one of God’s jokes, would you work less to turn it into a good joke instead of a bad joke?
George Bernard Shaw

Take out all the fools of this world and it would not be fun to live in it, or make a profit.
Josh Billings

Talk to a fool and he calls you a fool.
Euripides

There is no greater fool than the one who says: “There is no God”, unless it is he who says he does not know if there is one or not.
Otto von Bismarck

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
Quintilian

Very often, say what you want, a rascal is just a fool.
Voltaire

We are fools if we dance or not, so we could dance well.
Japanese proverb

What makes a fool in the end, the wise does at the beginning.
Spanish proverb

If in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Cynthia heimel

Who is more foolish, the child who fears the darkness or the man who fears the light?
Maurice Freehill

Wise men do not need advice. The fools will not take it.
Benjamin Franklin

Wise men learn from the mistakes of other men, fools on their own.
H. G. Bohn

Wise men learn more from fools than from wise men.
Cato el Viejo

Wise men speak because they have something to say; The fools talk because they have something to say.
Plato

You can fool all the people sometimes, and some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette

Young people think that old people are stupid, and old people know that young people are like that.
Metcalf

A fool does not see the same tree that a wise man sees.
William Blake

A man always blames the woman who cheats on him. In the same way he blames the door into which he enters the darkness.
Henry Louis Mencken

A mother takes twenty years to convert a man into her son, and another woman ridicules him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

A spoon does not know the taste of the soup, nor does a wise one fool the taste of wisdom.
Welsh proverb

A wise man gets more use of his enemies than a fool of his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

April 1st. This is the day on which we are reminded of what we are in the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark Twain

Fool of April, n. The fool of March added another month to his madness.
Ambrose Bierce

April Fools has passed, and at last you are the biggest fool.
Unknown author

April’s past noddy left, you’re the fool and I’m none.
Unknown author

Controversy equals fools and sages … and fools know it.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Do not approach a goat in front, a horse behind, or a fool anywhere.
Jewish proverb

The goal of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell

The first of April is the day when we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain

The fool thinks he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

The fool always begins to live.
Proverb

The greatest lesson of life is knowing that even fools are sometimes right.
Winston Churchill

A fool’s haste is the slowest thing in the world.
Thomas Shadwell

The errors of the fool are known in the world, but not for himself. The errors of the wise know themselves, but not the world.
Charles Caleb Colton

The more sorrow, the fools do not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
William Shakespeare

The problem with practical jokes is that they are very often chosen.
Will Rogers

The world is full of fools; and the one who does not want to see one, not only has to lock himself up, but he must also break his mirror.
Nicolas Boileau

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