What better way to start the New Year than with a big smile and a couple of laughs? These fun New Year’s wishes are perfect for that strange friend or family member who can appreciate a good joke.
I wish you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
Many people wait for the New Year for a new beginning of old habits.
I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “Happy New Year” since I had a lot of fun telling it last year. Happy New Year friend.
May this New Year bring a real change in you, nor the repetition of old habits in a new package.
A New Year is the opportunity to start from scratch. Too bad my credit card does not start again with a blank slate.
The most fun part of making New Year’s resolutions is breaking the New Year’s resolutions. I can not wait to play with you.
I am very excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I have no resolution to make since I am already perfect.
Happy New Year. Here is a wish for the New Year of someone who is adorable, handsome and intelligent and wants to see you always smile.
Happy New Year. Here is another year pretending I like you.
Happy New Year. Here is a new beginning in binges, drunkenness and slack.
We all get exactly the same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.
This year I can wish you finally learn to use your smartphone correctly.