30 Funny Chocolate Sayings and Famous Quotes


A list of 30 chocolate sayings and famous quotes from well-known names.

“A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.” – Marcia Carringto

“All you need is love, but a little chocolate does not hurt from time to time.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” Jo Brand

“Candy is just a fad, chocolate is something permanent.” – Milton Snavely Hershey

“Chemically speaking, chocolate is really the perfect food in the world.” Michael Levine

“Chocolate is a perfect food, as healthy as it is delicious, a beneficial restorer of exhausted power … it is the best friend of those who engage in literary activities.” – Justus Liebig

Funny quotes on chocolate day

“Chocolate is medicinal, I just did another study that confirms it.” – Michelle M. Pillow

“Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.” – Jasmine Heiler

“The adversity of chocolate remedies.” – Jareb Teague

“Chocolate says” I’m sorry “much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent

“Chocolate: the poor man ‘champagne.” – Daniel Worona

“Coffee and chocolate: the inventor of the mocha should be satiated.” Cherise Sinclair

“I never found a chocolate that I did not like.” – Deanna Troi

“If I die eating chocolate, I will die happy.” Cailey Sims

“If there’s no chocolate in the sky, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook

“It is strengthening, repairing and able to repair broken strength and strengthen people.” Louis Lemery

“Look, there is no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa

“My therapist told me that the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I started.To this day, I have finished 2 bags of M & M’s and a chocolate cake, I already feel better.” – Dave Barry

“Nine out of ten people like chocolate.” The tenth person always lies. “- John Q. Tullius

“Other things are just food, but chocolate is chocolate.” – Patrick Skene Catling

“Do you remember the days when you allow your child to eat chocolate if he finishes his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.” – Robert Orben

“Strength is the ability to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with bare hands, and then eat only one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare … they did not know chocolate.” Sandra Boynton

“The superiority of chocolate, both for health and for food, will soon give you the same preference over tea and coffee in the United States as in Spain.” – Thomas Jefferson

“There’s nothing better than a friend, unless he’s a friend with chocolate.” Linda Grayson

“What use are the cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.” – George Bernard Shaw

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a life of chocolate.” – Katharine Hepburn

“When we do not have the words, chocolate can say a lot.” – Joan Bauer

“Who cares to fall in love? I prefer to fall for chocolate.” -Tori Mason

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, when it comes to chocolate, there’s no need to involve your brain.” Dave Barry

The following infographic lists interesting facts about chocolate. An interesting fact to know is how a single piece of chocolate can provide enough energy for an adult human to walk 150 feet.

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