30th birthday jokes so you can laugh at that, do not think about it. Because 30 is too young to have a problem with thinking. Funny quotes and funniest things to keep your tone funny and stay young forever.
Life not only begins at 30, but begins to show.
A good thing to turn 30: you’re not turning 40.
Thirty really sneaks up on you, like a thong.
At thirty you can flirt without being dirty.
Everyone says that 30-year-olds should be established. I think I just settled down.
Being 30 years old is not a joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.
I remember the old days when I was 30 years old and all my children were shorter than me.
30 is not old. He is a mature young man.
Being 30 years old is not so bad. At least, the premiums on your car insurance decrease.
Turning 30? Look at the good side. You are still too young to be president.
Do not worry about being 30. You’ll get over it in a decade.
30 is not on the hill, it is more a plateau, with a bright light far in the distance …
30 is a good round number. Hopefully it does not correspond with your figure.
There used to be a show called 30 Something, and if you can remember it, you’re beyond it.
When you turn 21, you finally experience the full throttle freedom. If you go to 30, it means that you have discovered that there is also a brake pedal.
Time and tide wait for no one, but time always stops for a woman of thirty.
I was thirty-two when I started cooking. Until then, I only ate.
A woman was a little excited to turn 30 years old. Any sign of old age was cause for discomfort.
One day he noticed gray hair on his fringe. She turned to her husband, pointed to his forehead and said, “Have you seen this?”
“What he said.” Do you mean wrinkles? “
The doctors tell me that I have the body of a thirty-year-old man. I know I have the brain of a teenager. If you have both, you can play baseball.
The epitaphs on the tombstones of many people should read: He died at thirty and buried at sixty.
Thirty-five is when you finally put your head together and your body begins to fall apart.
Thirty? More like the “mourners”. Small strange pains that somehow invade your knees, back and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and illusions.
Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.
When I reached my 30s, and especially when I was a father, my concept of “fun” changed, being less likely to involve people who got high or beaten or naked, and more likely to involve animals with balloons.
I have never admitted that I am over twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink tones, thirty when there are none.
If you live long enough before the age of thirty, you will not mind living after fifty.
Oh, how I regret not wearing a bikini all year I was twenty-six. If a young person is reading this, go, at this moment, put on a bikini and do not take it off until you are thirty-four years old.
I thought that when my children arrived at twenty-one, that would be, you know? They would be outside the door. We would never have to worry about them again. But I have a thirty-two-year-old son, and I still care for him as if he were a small child.
I do not feel any different now that I am 30 years old, maybe a little bit more breathless after turning off all my candles.