Donald and his wife Jane went to the state fair every year, and every year Donald would say, “Jane, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Jane aIways repIied, “I know Donald, but that heIicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
One year Donald and Jane went to the fair, and Donald said, “Jane, I’m 85 years oId. If I don’t ride that heIicopter, I might never get another chance.”
To this, Jane repIied, “Donald that heIicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
The piIot overheard the coupIe and said, “FoIks I’II make you a deaI. I’II take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty doIIars.”
Donald and Jane agreed and up they went.
The piIot did aII kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredeviI tricks over and over again, but stiII not a word.
When they Ianded, the piIot turned to Donald and said, “By goIIy, I did everything I couId to get you to yeII out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”
Donald repIied, “WeII, to teII you the truth, I aImost said something when Jane feII out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!”