Corny Valentines Day Jokes

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What did the elephant child say to the elephant girl on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton!

What did the child say to the bat on Valentine’s Day?
You are fun to pass the time!

What did the cat child say to the cat on Valentine’s Day?
You are purrr-fect for me!

What did the pickled child say to the girl in vinegar on Valentine’s Day?
You mean a big dill for me!
Corny Valentines Day Jokes



Corny Valentines Day Jokes

What did the small bird say to the girl on Valentine’s Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart!

What did the squirrel say to the squirrel girl on Valentine’s Day?
I’m crazy about you!

What did the squirrel girl say to the squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re so crazy yourself!

What did the rabbit child tell the rabbit girl on Valentine’s Day?
A bunny likes you!

Corny Valentines Day Jokes



Corny Valentines Day Jokes

Valentine knock knock Kid jokes with Valentine Jokes

Jake had proposed to the young Gina, and was being interviewed by his future father-in-law. “Do you think you’re earning enough to support a family?” The older man asked the suitor.

“Yes, sir,” Jake replied, “I’m sure I am.”

“Think carefully now,” said Gina’s father. “We are twelve of us …”

Corny Valentines Day Jokes

Corny Valentines Day Jokes



Corny Valentines Day Jokes

I asked my nephew if he had bought something for his wife for Valentine’s Day. “Yes,” he said, “I bought him a belt and a bag.”

“That was very nice of you,” I replied, “I hope you appreciated the idea.”

He said: “Me too, and I hope the vacuum cleaner works better now.”

Corny Valentines Day Jokes

Corny Valentines Day Jokes



Corny Valentines Day Jokes

While attending a marriage weekend, Walter and his wife Ann heard the instructor declare: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Walter leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently and whispered:

“Robin Hood-All-Purpose, is not it?”

And so began Walter’s celibate life.
Corny Valentines Day Jokes

Corny Valentines Day Jokes

HUSBAND: When I get angry with you, you never respond. How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the bathroom.

HUSBAND: How does that help?

WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
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A new widow asked for the epitaph “Rest in peace” for her husband’s tombstone. When he later discovered that he had left his fortune to his mistress, he tried to make the engraver change the size. This was impossible; the words were chiselled and could not be changed.

“In that case,” he said, “please add ‘Until We Meet Again.'”





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