Funny Quotes

The quotes and funny phrases are excellent to succinctly summarize the absurdity of life, or simply to raise a smile or laugh.

And since we love laughter here at funny.kim, we've compiled some of our favorite fun quotes that cover a wide range of topics.

We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!

* Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

* A government that steals Peter to pay Paul can always depend on Paul's support. - George Bernard Shaw

* Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm keeps trying to separate us. - Anonymous

* The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein

* A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: enough time to cover the topic and short enough to create interest. Winston Churchill

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